Cable bill went up again!

Okay, I'm a little pissed right now. I just went to TV Fool and it showed that i should be able to receive digital T.V. broadcasts OTA(over the air) using a indoor antenna. Our cable bill just went up again($25.77 to $32.85 - basic) and one of the only reasons we have it for football games. We don't watch TV that much because your are a slave to their schedule. Besides, it's not right to pay for cable to subject us to infomercials we don't want to watch! So i'm going to find a good indoor TV antenna and probably a amplifier and cut the cable!

Counting Browns Coaches

Best if sung to the tune of "Count Your Blessings (instead of sheep)" from White Christmas by Bing Crosby


When I look at the schedule and I can't sleep

I count former browns coaches instead of sheep

and I fall asleep counting former browns coaches

when the wins column shows only one

I think of when the Lions lost them all

and I fall asleep counting former browns coaches

Braylon thought it was a nursery when Romeo was its head

edwards cried to be traded, now our seasons dead

If your name is Lerner and you can't sleep

Just count former browns coaches instead of sheep

and you'll fall asleep counting former browns coaches

you know its got to have Mangini seeing red

watching Lewis tiptoe like he was in a tulip bed

If you're worried about our season and you can't sleep

Just count former browns coaches instead of sheep

and you'll fall asleep counting former browns coaches

Proper lyrics are here.

Braylon Edwards

On Braylon Edwards:

1. Everybody is human. Most people break the law in some way.
2. Sometimes people get angry and hit other people, been that way since the dawn of time
3. Drops passes. In the NFL, if you are a receiver, you can't drop consistently. You catch consistently. Period. Duh!

During the debacle that was Romeo Crennel's tenure, I stated that with better coaching, Edwards could catch the ball. I saw improvement when Eric Mangini came in. One of the tenets of a wide receiver (not Romeo catching a cheeseburger, Edwards) is to catch and run. Unfortunately, Braylon could not outrun his own stupidity. In the end, this was a good trade for both teams. To Braylon, all the best, have fun, break the law, punch people you know, be human. Just catch the damn ball!!!

P.S. To our knowledge, no coaches or wide receivers were actually hurt during this post, although we tried.